Harry returns for an eighth series of TV Burp, this week looking at the BBC's "Hole in the Wall", Channel 4's "Bear Grylls: Born Survivor", plus Eastenders reveals Harry's secret love child.

This week's episode includes: Poetry Corner. Giant crow on Eastenders. The Many Faces of Louis Walsh: Part 4 - Outrage. A King Prawn has a fight with a baby. Amish TV Burp.

It is time for Harry's take on the new year's new TV as our favourite big-collared quipster puts his uniquely inventive spin on the week's programmes. And he has a lot to choose from for the first Burp of 2009, with all the top soaps plus Dancing on Ice in the firing line.

Harry continues his irreverent look at the week's TV, including "Heston Blumenthal's Victorian Feast", "Darwin's Dangerous Idea", and "Derek Acorah".

Harry introduces us to 'Clumsy Week', chutney addiction, and casts his eye over the usual soaps, "Snog, Marry, Avoid?", and "Pop Goes The Band".

Harry spots a German Paul Daniels, a disgusting Tudor Feast, and the Most Ineffective Liar of the Week. There's also impressive stunt work from Peggy Mitchell, a return of the wobbling jelly, and an outrageous "aero-port" anecdote.

This week's episode featured a bowl-headed girl on EastEnders, a trumpet made of pork and carton of milk late for school on Coronation Street.

The last episode in the series featured lipstick in the fridge on Snog, Marry, Avoid?, Harry pulling Alan Sugar's trousers down and a pie-faced man on Law & Order: UK.