Your suspicions of Jerry Seinfeld are confirmed: He's a robot.

Every good server knows that with comedy and cuisine, timing is everything.

Watch Jerry Seinfeld try again and again to get the dang key in the dang ignition.

But enough about you. Let's talk about Jerry.

Left turns: Jerry Seinfeld makes them look easy.

Jerry forgot his wallet, how convenient.

Whatever, Einstein.

They can put a man on the moon... but they can't come up with a better analogy.

Getting coffee with your friends can be hazardous.

You know, Jerry Seinfeld should have his own show.

Our favorite comics LOL with abandon.

No. Nuh-uh. No way.

Traffic... I know, right?

Funny people reminisce about the first time they met.

A few of Jerry's favorite things.

What do successful comedians do first thing in the morning besides drive around in fancy cars with their friends? Jerry investigates.

Hey, Jerry, you've got some schmutz on your face.

Turns out, not all comedians like the "getting coffee" part.

Jerry has very strong opinions about the cars that appear on this show.

What’s the deal with tiny dogs? And why does Jon Stewart's dog only have three legs? Discuss.