Albert is advised to find a friend of his own age, and decides to visit an old pal. Unfortunately his old friend has just died, and Albert ends up at the funeral, and he resolves to make arrangements for his own passing...

Albert feigns illness to get out of helping with the spring cleaning. A medical student is called upon to teach him a lesson he won't forget...

Albert and Ethel are celebrating their 45th anniversary, and he intends to buy her a diamond ring. Unfortunately, times have changed, and Albert's £50 budget won't go very far...

Albert is still trying to find something useful to do with his new-found days of leisure, but tries to resist Ethel's persuasion that he joins the local over-60s club...