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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog

2 - A Big Bag of Dog

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt

3 - Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Ferrets, Attack!

6 - Ferrets, Attack!

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said

8 - Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee

9 - I Scream When I Pee

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson

10 - One Nut Johnson

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest

12 - Welcome to Alancrest

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It

15 - Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 from Pemberton

18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

20 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night with Neil Diamond

21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia

22 - My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.