Shelly is forced to exercise fatherly discipline when his son steals chalk at school and his daughter wants to get her ears pierced.

In addition to taking care of his sick wife, Shelly finds that he must teach his daughter Rosie how to sing a patriotic song.

Josh wants to give valentines to all of his classmates for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, his parents are trying to stick to a difficult diet regimen.

Andrea is being driven crazy by the buzzing of a persistent mosquito.

Shelly becomes acutely aware of his own mortality when visited by a life insurance salesman.

Shelly's plans for a romantic weekend alone with Andrea are brought to a screeching halt by - house clutter.