1 - My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
Season 16
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Episodes
2 - Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
3 - When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
4 - Which CH Castmember Are You?
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
5 - It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
6 - The Baby of the Friend Group
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
7 - Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
8 - You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
9 - The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
10 - No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
11 - When You’re Too Good at CPR
Don’t be a dummy!
12 - You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
13 - Free-to-Play Friendship
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
14 - The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
15 - You’re My Least Helpful Friend
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
16 - America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
17 - How Did You Get on Raya?!
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
18 - Stop Recommending Things!
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
19 - Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
20 - I Just Got 100k New Followers!
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
21 - Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
22 - All Scars Are Badass
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
23 - When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible
Put me down as a “Maybe”.